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1 августа 2011, 13:44

Где крутые паркуются, трамваи больше не ходят

В воскресенье, 31 июля 2011 года, когда гарант Конституции Дмитрий Медведев гостил в Калининградской области, некая юная леди на крутом джипе реально показала, кто в доме хозяин и чьи права защищаются в этой самой России.
Владелица «Тойоты Ленд Крузера» (госномер Н010ХН 39 RUS) припарковалась на улице Пролетарской у Центрального рынка так, что заблокировала целую трамвайную линию на несколько часов. По словам водителя трамвая №1, они стояли так с 15:30 (снимки сделаны в 17:45). За ней пристроились взад и другие трамваи. Можно себе представить пассажиров на десятках остановок, которые не понимали, почему перестали ходить трамваи №1. Ведь никакого оповещения на остановках нет.
«Виновницу торжества» законособлюдения видели и водители трамваев, и пассажиры трамваев и - даже более того - по их словам, видели её и инспекторы ГИБДД, вызванные трамвайщиками. Инспектора на машине с госномером A0940 39 RUS посочувствовали трамваям и пассажирам, но сказали, что больше штрафа в 200 рублей «ничего сделать не могут» и эвакуировать этот джип «никак нельзя, потому что это нарушит права его собственника».
Говорят, что разъярённые пассажиры исписали - в пределах соблюдения закона - джип надписями типа «дура» и другими лестными оценками, а неведомая сила (ну, не могли же это люди сделать, в самом деле) унесла с него даже задние госномера.
Когда пауза на трамвайных путях затянулась уже на два часа, инспекторов ГИБДД вызвали во второй раз. Они приехали и, увидев, что нет задних номеров, пригрозили привлечь к ответственности... водителя первого трамвая за «кражу номеров». А потом посоветовали и водителям трамвая и пассажирам «полезать в трамваи и не высовываться...». Говорят, что кто-то ещё и бросил фразу «А то ездят тут на трамваях и нормальным людям парковаться мешают...»
А в это самое время гарант Конституции и губернатор Калининградской области совместно уповали на скорое процветание вечно янтарного края.

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